#ThingsRobertSays

Robert aka Mr. Grassjelly and I had an epic conversation about my colleague called RH. RH creates issues that our client has with our system and assigns to us. And at the rate he is assigning to us, we all got a bit fed up. Last week, Mr. Grassjelly suggested that we should fire RH because he is the source of all issues. And this is the continued conversation …

(Btw. it’s just before lunch)

(12:13:17 PM) Cherry King: u are right we must fire RH
(12:13:55 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: I told youu
(12:14:06 PM) Cherry King: quick write a petition
(12:14:10 PM) Cherry King: to get rid of him
(12:14:10 PM) Cherry King: hahah
(12:14:12 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: ok
(12:14:16 PM) Cherry King: i keep getting issues lah omg!!!
(12:14:18 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: ask everyone to sign
(12:14:31 PM) Cherry King: okay (Y)
(12:14:34 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: including RH
(12:14:41 PM) Cherry King: -_-
(12:14:43 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: we trick him to sign blank paper first
(12:14:47 PM) Cherry King: that will defeat our purpose
(12:14:49 PM) Cherry King: LOL
(12:14:52 PM) Cherry King: what for?!
(12:15:14 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: then after that we write resignation letter on top of the letter
(12:15:27 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: with his signature on the bottim
(12:15:29 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: bottom
(12:15:45 PM) Cherry King: wow u
(12:15:53 PM) Cherry King: amazing crappy stuff u can think off
(12:17:33 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: or do you want petition?every person who come for interview we ask for the signature, then we can say, see even the employee candidate sign this
(12:17:48 PM) Cherry King: aiya T_T
(12:17:50 PM) Cherry King: eh -_-
(12:17:53 PM) Cherry King: i think the first plan
(12:17:54 PM) Cherry King: is faster
(12:17:57 PM) Cherry King: and more efficient
(12:18:03 PM) Cherry King: but RH will be shocked
(12:18:25 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: oke
(12:18:37 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: don’t worry after he sign we treat him steamboat once
(12:18:43 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: so he is happy
(12:19:00 PM) Cherry King: -_-
(12:19:01 PM) Cherry King: are u sure
(12:19:12 PM) Cherry King: u must buy him very expensive steamboat
(12:20:09 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: when he realize, we already take his access code so can’t go find us anymore, we are save muahahahhaa
(12:20:13 PM) Cherry King: .__.
(12:20:26 PM) Cherry King: he has friends in high places LOL
(12:20:33 PM) Cherry King: and we can’t hide here forever
(12:20:39 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: 27 floor?
(12:20:46 PM) Cherry King: what 27th floor
(12:20:50 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: high place
(12:21:02 PM) Cherry King: -_- i dont mean that -_-
(12:21:05 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: I know
(12:21:06 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: hahaha
(12:21:31 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: dont worry Cherry King, u’re singaporean u can flee anywhere without visa, he need visa to find you
(12:21:35 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: too bad
(12:21:51 PM) Cherry King: eh shit u
(12:21:54 PM) Cherry King: then how u escape
(12:21:57 PM) Cherry King: u need visa
(12:22:00 PM) Cherry King: he also need visa
(12:22:05 PM) Cherry King: u become singaporean lah
(12:22:09 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: I also have friends in high place
(12:22:14 PM) Cherry King: heaven?
(12:22:15 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: Big D
(12:22:28 PM) Cherry King: ur friends in high places is Big D?
(12:22:33 PM) Cherry King: what type of high are u talking abt
(12:22:47 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: he can make the imigration officer in indonesia to let him go out again to buy food
(12:22:54 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: not bad right
(12:22:57 PM) Cherry King: HAH
(12:23:43 PM) Cherry King: so u getting Big D to get the immigration officer to not let
(12:23:47 PM) Cherry King: rh get visa?
(12:23:51 PM) Cherry King: or to get u visa
(12:24:20 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: ask Big D to make immigration officer to hold RH passport
(12:24:32 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: for the rest of his life
(12:24:51 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: what for lunch Cherry King
(12:24:52 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: whattt
(12:24:54 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: whattttt
(12:24:55 PM) Cherry King: tom yum?
(12:24:55 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: oiiiii
(12:24:57 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: whatttttt
(12:24:58 PM) Cherry King: -_-
(12:25:01 PM) Cherry King: stoppit
(12:25:07 PM) Cherry King: u sound like my niece
(12:25:11 PM) Cherry King: broken recorder
(12:25:15 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: pitstop
(12:25:19 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: stoppit
(12:25:24 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: Cherry Kinggg
(12:25:25 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: Cherry Kinggg
(12:25:27 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: Cherry Kingggg
(12:25:29 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: lunchh
(12:25:34 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: lunchh
(12:25:34 PM) Cherry King: …… pitstop
(12:25:36 PM) Cherry King: u actually
(12:25:38 PM) Cherry King: came out with that
(12:25:38 PM) Cherry King: eh
(12:25:41 PM) Cherry King: u buy for me
(12:25:41 PM) Cherry King: can
(12:25:44 PM) Cherry King: can can can can can?
(12:25:47 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: no
(12:25:49 PM) Cherry King: i need to go post office
(12:25:52 PM) Cherry King: dont like that lahhhhhhhh
(12:25:59 PM) Cherry King: *tugs ur sleeves*
(12:26:04 PM) Cherry King: *tug tug tug tug*
(12:26:09 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: throw u durian
(12:26:10 PM) Cherry King: *TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG*
(12:26:11 PM) Cherry King: ……
(12:26:17 PM) Cherry King: stop throwing me durian!!
(12:26:25 PM) Cherry King: or what other fruits
(12:27:27 PM) Cherry King: lapark
(12:27:38 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: go post office buy food
(12:27:47 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: why u need to go to post office
(12:27:50 PM) Cherry King: huh post office no need
(12:27:51 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: whats there?
(12:27:53 PM) Cherry King: i mean no food
(12:27:53 PM) Cherry King: oh
(12:28:04 PM) Cherry King: i need to collect something for my brother in laww
(12:28:16 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: food?
(12:28:28 PM) Cherry King: no voucher
(12:28:29 PM) Cherry King: -_-
(12:28:33 PM) Cherry King: buy for me okay
(12:28:59 PM) Cherry King: tomyum with rice
(12:29:25 PM) Cherry King: tau kee
(12:29:45 PM) Cherry King: i spare u the luncheon meat
(12:30:42 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: wahhh now you think about the farmer
(12:30:44 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: good good
(12:30:56 PM) Cherry King: -_-
(12:31:13 PM) Cherry King: i’m the kind, polite, friendly singaporean okay
(12:32:03 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: ok go trick RH with your kindess and politeness
(12:32:08 PM) Cherry King: -_-
(12:32:10 PM) Cherry King: sure fail
(12:32:18 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: he will let his guard down if it’s you
(12:32:20 PM) Mr. Grassjelly: goo Cherry King

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